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AspasiaSegunda
Este silencio me habla todo el tiempo de ti.
AspasiaSegunda/Aspasia segunda 2013-05-19 04:58:54 2 favs by DianaSernaMusic HaciendoAmor
Renosaurio
Estoy inventando el nuevo modelo camidadera. http://t.co/TBvIyEVZQo
ageha2K
素で「しゅきしゅきねんねー!」とか言っちゃって恥ずかしい…恥ずかしい…自分にびっくりする…
ageha2K/琴海 2013-05-19 00:41:01 2 favs by anon5r mizmanju
palabraseca
Aquí en Bogotá en un tiempo hicimos Ruleta, pero eso se acabó por el frío. Nos tocaba esperar el turno abrazándonos entre los manes.
palabraseca/Andrés G. Borges 2013-05-18 23:33:24 2 favs by HaciendoAmor ccrojasrosas
delu_xx_21
ベテラン<censored>管理技能士「そうですね…。今までで一番苦労した<censored>管理は、性欲の無い男性を管理したときですね…。今思えば、<censored>管理の本質とは一体何なのかということを初めて真剣に考えたのは、その時だったのかもしれません。」
delu_xx_21/でらっくす師匠 2013-05-18 23:02:17 2 favs by chikwacurry hayashiNTR
_sakadachi
レアガチャから出てきた私! http://t.co/X4Nw9g17pS
_sakadachi/サカダチ 2013-05-18 20:20:11 2 favs by karito7557 donsquidX
theleanover
It's not too late to make a new season of Cheers.
theleanover/Adam Wilson ★★☆☆☆ 2013-05-18 15:39:12 2 favs by beckyiniowa jimmy_boston
icirou
昨日いった店に「セクシーチャーハン」っていうのがあって、注文したらだいぶアカンやつが出てきた http://t.co/8PY9MxJzR2
icirou/鈴木フルーツ♡あザイン デ 2013-05-18 15:21:49 4 favs by norinotuku eternalsky1605 13413980 pisuko1228
FerSpinal
En la calle somos dos, en la cama somos uno...
Cocainelil
“La Guerra de Troya”, o como yo la llamo, “TODO POR UNA PINCHE PUTA”.
Cocainelil/Jarvis Cocker 2013-05-18 13:40:39 2 favs by LaMasster alemarvm
SnowFuckngWhite
I love when someone tells me I can't do something.. And I totally <censored>ing do it.. Because no matter what you think...I am pretty damn cool
The_Dorkster
I dated a fat chick once. Haha! Not really, but I did get stuck behind a garbage truck on the freeway and that's pretty much the same thing.
The_Dorkster/The Dork 2013-05-18 12:29:51 2 favs by Di_o_let ZingingCutie
otpotp
友達の結婚式に出席するのだが、必要事項以外消しまくった結果 http://t.co/xTK2XVate1
otpotp/おたっちょ 2013-05-18 12:12:36 2 favs by badapple0401 pkspgs
omame_shiba_bot
ねぇ、知ってる?渋谷・お台場・神戸 三宮には「コンドマニア」というコンドームの専門店があるんだよ http://t.co/Bfde5KcJMh
omame_shiba_bot/お豆しば 2013-05-18 12:07:36 2 favs by S_P_su jwdjpjwdjpjwdj
Carapolla7
En esa curva me maté yo a pajas.
Carapolla7/7 - Carapolla 2013-05-18 11:36:50 2 favs by JRoldier chapatorra
DigitalCuko
起きたらズボンが下ろされてましたんですし。
DigitalCuko/キュー子(ろbot) 2013-05-18 11:14:23 2 favs by To_mato_Zanber _knkwnue_
mikoto900
うわぁぁぁあ! 風でスカートめくれて恥ずかしい事になったけどとりあえず誰もみてないよねって思って改札入ろうとしたら外国人に肩掴まれて笑顔でナイスパンティって言われたwwwwwwww死にてぇwwwwww
mikoto900/みこつん。(∫°ਊ°)∫ 2013-05-18 11:10:08 6 favs by twyyttmo S_P_su 13413980 aya_u1224 shijpvouh me_chan626
letsgetgizzy
I'm teaching myself how to play guitar right now, so TAKE THAT UPSTAIRS NEIGHBORS HAVING FUN
letsgetgizzy/Giselle 2013-05-18 11:05:37 2 favs by PretzelNY TheNewElement1
Coastiefish
Anyone else resent your parents for making you watch M.A.S.H.?
Coastiefish/Ron Mexico 2013-05-18 10:33:28 2 favs by RoWack TheNewElement1
rachaelkelly18
Ever seen a petite girl roundhouse kick a McDonalds employee for messing up her order?
soul_occupance
shabbat shalom bitches
soul_occupance/₩เlժŦl๏ฬєг³ 2013-05-18 10:22:24 2 favs by Di_o_let PretzelNY
Aspersioncast
I'm creating an evil empire &amp; so far it's just myself &amp; this old white cat with no ears that dribbles a lot, but we have big plans.
nachosarah
hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair
nachosarah/Sarah Beattie 2013-05-18 10:09:38 2 favs by shelbyfero TheNewElement1
Alexaarobles
¿COMO QUE SOY LA ÚNICA QUE AUN TIENE SU ÁRBOL DE NAVIDAD PUESTO?
Alexaarobles/Alexa Robles ♔ 2013-05-18 09:58:51 2 favs by _SoyBienPendejo MalPensado__
Fatidica_
Es de mala educación generar deseos que luego no serán cumplidos.
Fatidica_/ Geraldine 2013-05-18 09:58:02 2 favs by _SoyBienPendejo MalPensado__
farleftcoast
Ugh! What’s the point of going to the <censored>ing laundromat if nobody is going to try to <censored> me while I’m here.
Cool_Jesse
This tweet has a lot of needless line-breaks because I am an asshole and my parents didn't hug me enough &amp; I'm taking it out on you <censored>ers.
Cool_Jesse/Rainbow Brite 2013-05-18 09:49:42 2 favs by RoWack JustJessicaHoho
JfromHuntington
Excuse me @MarielHemingway but could you unblock @FatRotty? He is a huge fan and I think whatever misunderstanding led to this can be fixed.
TraylorParker
If a pretty woman pulls a billfold out of her back pocket to pay for a beer, don't hit on her fellas. Trust me on this. We're not her type.
TraylorParker/Traylor Parker 2013-05-18 07:59:04 2 favs by sumpeoplelikeit RoWack
isatan495
正方形を31個見つけたら人材、35個は天才、40個以上はアップル社の面接行ったほうがいいらしい(笑) http://t.co/1cMXpIamqD
isatan495/いさたん☆ 2013-05-18 07:19:51 2 favs by tectite BADazaka
SolelyB
If you don't want them to spend the night after <censored>, then just scream out someone else's name as you finish up. Works like a charm.
SolelyB/Beth 2013-05-18 07:16:05 2 favs by Arroia AnthonyEwart
sivik26
אני לא משוגעת. אתם פשוט מקנאים בי שיש לי דינוזאור.
sivik26/ sivik_a_la_candy 2013-05-18 07:05:52 2 favs by etikaetika Show99Time
GuyEndoreKaiser
.@AnnCoulter You are gross to look at.
GuyEndoreKaiser/Guy Endore-Kaiser 2013-05-18 06:54:05 2 favs by Colin_McCormick ISaidDont
shwebby2
I always do the Running Man when I Jog
shwebby2/Shwebby v2.9.2 2013-05-18 06:49:18 2 favs by Di_o_let TheLemon_
orangeboy1818
休日出勤の良いところですか?そうですね。通勤電車が空いてるって事ですかね?ははっ…
orangeboy1818/くま吉 2013-05-18 06:48:58 2 favs by goodenough1990 k_yamamoto666
miru_1214
リア友のアカウントを久しぶりに根暗したら親指でシュッとしただけで三ヶ月前に見たpostまでタイムラインが流れて戦慄した
miru_1214/S+[未難十五]ひだりみる 2013-05-18 06:41:20 2 favs by suuuu_ AtKsYuN
oyasumipin
水族館にて 女「わぁ♡ポニョだぁ♡♡♡」 男「ニモな」
oyasumipin/ピンピン 2013-05-18 06:37:43 2 favs by masa19921203 k_yamamoto666
abenoyajuukai
今日さ…仕事終わってさ…嫁の実家行くんだぜ…
abenoyajuukai/サボラーサボテンチンコ 2013-05-18 06:31:41 2 favs by masa19921203 k_yamamoto666
abenoyajuukai
胃がムカムカするから胃薬飲んで 風邪ひいたしパブロン飲んで 二日酔いだしウコン飲んで精子増やす為にエビオス錠飲んで 朝ご飯終了!
abenoyajuukai/サボラーサボテンチンコ 2013-05-18 06:29:32 2 favs by masa19921203 k_yamamoto666
MyLoveGoesDown
Don't hate me because I'm smarter than you think. I've got like 43 other reasons I can give ya.
MyLoveGoesDown/Breathless 2013-05-18 05:11:35 2 favs by TheLemon_ CrewmanNo_6
kiralc
you have more than one cereal to chose from in the morning? whoa..check out Mr. Rockefeller over here..
kiralc/Kira Darling 2013-05-18 03:30:45 2 favs by matthewpaulgray RapeyRaperton
siingularis
Kod nas Bosanaca nema mjere mi to sve ofrlje.
siingularis/Halucinacija. 2013-05-18 03:00:29 2 favs by _Polideuk_ mobilmega
WortWunder
Gerade eine Men's Health in den Händen gehabt. Ich wäre schon zufrieden, wenn ich so aussehen würde wie auf den vorher-Fotos!
WortWunder/| Sgt. WortWunder | 2013-05-18 02:32:37 2 favs by _notausgang Ba0er
BowlbyThaDon
#FF @NakitaJean @HelenofMiami @TashyP_ @Nanana_Batgirl @InVisiHole @JenniferLSmithC @SDHeadTrip @THEDUTHCHESS @msmessymist @crassmama
BowlbyThaDon/Darth Bowlbius 2013-05-18 02:31:42 2 favs by TashyP_ msmessymist
ICEthunersee
Meine Nase läuft vom Heuschnupfen wie Sau. Man muss sich nur zu helfen wissen! http://t.co/Boeklo6rUy
ICEthunersee/Thiopental 2013-05-18 02:15:43 2 favs by _notausgang Ba0er
AlgoTimido
Tu y tú mala costumbre de tener todo lo que yo pido para ser feliz.
AlgoTimido/T I M I D O ™ 2013-05-18 01:59:40 2 favs by _desorientado Besopsicopata
nerdsrockk
I am not a morning person unless I'm waking up for <censored>.
iAmJuddy
Things that make you go hmmm: - C &amp; C Music Factory - Sling Blade - Hallucinogens
iAmJuddy/Juddy 2013-05-18 01:49:22 2 favs by stupendu TheLemon_
TheBlessMess
Change your car horn to the sound of automatic weapon fire, never be late for work again.
TheBlessMess/Scandinavian Leather 2013-05-18 01:38:13 2 favs by RoWack TheNewElement1
DigitalCuko
(「童貞か」………どうていか………覚えましたし)
DigitalCuko/キュー子(ろbot) 2013-05-18 01:38:01 2 favs by snowswallows chikwacurry